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Funny quotes

Was Surfing net and in my yahoo inbox, i see some of these hilarious things, which i think should share with you guys.

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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"

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GIRLS POLICY:

FRAUD with INNOCENT boys.
FUN with HANDSOME boys.
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys.
LOVE with FAITHFULL boys.
MARRIAGE with RICH boys.

BOYS POLICY:

NEPAL is our NATION
GIRLS are our DESTINATION
FLIRTING is our PROFESSION
DATING is our OCCUPATION
do hell with our EDUCATION.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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People die younger.. because god loves them so much..
I am still on earth.. because there's a goddess here who loves me more..

Comments

Anonymous said…
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!
Very funny!!!!
Last wala kasto sweeeet!
Navin said…
prerana really?? wow.. but these are the things i usually get in my inbox.. they are funny and somewhat realistic too :)

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