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Top 21 things a Nepali does after returning from abroad

Mar 29, 2007 6 comments
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."


Nirab Pudasaini said…
Ha Ha bro pani kohi america returned nepali bata pidit bha thiyo ki keya ho?
Navin said…
khai?? tara i think that "oh oh seven " wala chahi merai saathi haru ley pani bhando racha, US tira gaye pachi.. he he he..

and that criticizing about nepal's environment, my father does that often tooo.. ho ho..
Sadhana said…
hahaha!! ramailo lagyo posting padera!!

Ya its ture, kehi kehi kura haru chahi true ho jasto lagyo kina ki aba bidesh ma base pachi teha ko chalan pani ta adopt garna paryo ni hoinara.......

keep on Blogging!!
Navin said…
Hajur ko jo aagya!!! :)
Anonymous said…
I am not going to say 'thank you' to you because to find your blog you hadn't help me, not by even simple step. So 'Thank you' to my self by too much wandering here n there in blogsites finally i got you. So navin ji Say 'thank you' to me as i became able to find your site by too long travel..
Navin said…
Ametya Ji, I admire your way of writing and THANK YOU very much for your all those wonderful words .. You know, I really wonder If I were able to write as good as you.. Alas, I think I'm not that good at writing.. anyway, THANK YOU once more for reading my words :)

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